Sonic the Hog
Chris loves his girlfriend, Jackie, and decides to tell her in what is the worst possible way. In this video you will see: Boobs. And I mean that in the worst way possible.
Quadruple Quagmire with Some Fat Guy
Coffeehouse is enough of a trainwreck to make four videos about him. Four! In them, he talks about sports, big sandwiches, (paradoxically) weight loss, and then his new green screen.
The Adventures of Mugen Boy
"I can't believe characters created in M.U.G.E.N. don't live up to my expectations of anime characters in a fighting tournament done realistically."
Mass Effect
In these trying times, when we don't know who to trust, we can always turn to our church and bask in the glory of the Lord, unless you go to this church, in which case, never you mind!
The Quietest Little Racist
Seriously, things need to change in America, and the battle lines have been drawn HERE: The Philippines are invading our McDonald's and this kid is here to stop them!
OKStupid
In trying to talk over these two idiots and make fun of them, we inadvertently gave better dating advice. How 'bout that!
Someone Call Jason Statham's Agent RIGHT NOW
Mainstream Hollywood, stand aside! IkyTV shows us the real deal in action, drama, and pathos. Someone get a few golden statuettes for these guys. *no one moves* I mean now!!! *everyone scrambles!*
The Orc of Wes'sv'Urginia
I am so sick of all these World of Warcraft bullies, but thankfully this West Virginia ninja is here to settle the score, with her Hattori Hanzo steel pipe.
Extreme Enunciation Expo
Isn't Konami like a big company? Are they not doing well? Instead of dubbing over their press conference, maybe I should start a fund for them to hire like public speakers or something,
I Am Ranting About MTV; Ergo, I Don't Need Clothes
What better way is there to express your online hatred of Edward Cullen and Twilight sweeping the MTV Movie Awards than by doffing your clothes and filming yourself? I'm sorry - that question was kind of leading, but in the wrong direction. Every other way you could think of is better.
Microsoft Stock Plummets: Here's Why
You know what's worse than webcamming yourself wearing sunglasses indoors? Owning a Master Chief helmet, and using it to pretend-suck your dick. Worse: if you don't know what a blowjob is and end up just confusing the hell out of your viewers with the gesticulations of a lunatic. Diabetus and I provide color commentary for this disaster.
Kirk's Perks: Jerk!
You know what makes youtube great? Hyperbolic political reactions - like when your state governor switches parties and you decide to try and be funny about it, only you're not funny and it just comes out kinda sad. Diabetus and I comment over Brian Kirk's segment which he calls: "Kirk's Irks." Ugh. Even typing that title is painful.
Your Eyes Say =^_^= But Your Videos Say ( . )( . )
This girl's boobs teach you Japanese, one word at a time. I guess I was supposed to take away more from the video than just that, but come on, who are we kidding here? Watch Diabetus and I talk over this nonsense.
Even Mega Man Needs a Champion
Two bold adventurers are forced to watch some idiot prattle on about Mega Man 9 and how said idiot is angry that people weren't giving the game enough respect before it came out. It ends up being like Mystery Science Theater only much less pleasant to watch. I don't know. I hate him and I'm sure you will too.
When Fur is Rubbed the Wrong Way
Some fat kid cries about people hating furries. You'll never guess that he is a furry!
Angry About Haiti
He's thuggin' man.
Completely Useless
I hate this man.
Fuck Hunt
Some guy acting all "gangsta" while playing Duck Hunt or something.
Condoms? Useless!
Is it a troll? Perhaps! Do we care? No way!
BATMAN
Batman has let himself go. I miss old Batman. :(
Hating Anime Haters
Some weird kid bitches about people who don't like Anime. Whatever.
Stripper
What?
Kehtahnuh, ey?
Swing that sword oh Canada.
Ocarinas and You!
DO DO DO DO DO DO I AM PLAYING THE SONG OF STORMS. Is an ocarina a real instrument?
Speaking Klingon
Some fat Star Trek nerd (yeah that narrows it down) teaches us Klingon. QLEPLACH!
Bad Manners
Some guy does weird shit for minor social norm infractions. Neat!
The Punisher
THE PUNISHER GOES TO TOWN ON YO SORRY MOFO ASS SUCKA.
The Witcher - DOUBLE FEATURE!
I thought all the desperately lonely cosplayers were unique to the United States, Japan, and Germany.
Gay Rights
Cameras have made high schools horrible places where any schmuck with a camera thinks he is a director.
Golden Axe
My god this kid needs to get laid.
Indiana Jones (Still better than Crystal Skull)
Some kids dress up in costumes and roll around in the woods.
Wrestle Maniacs
When they say "don't try this at home" it has nothing to do with getting hurt, it has to do with not making an ass of yourself on the internet.
Badabing Badaboom
Less Sexually Appealing Bill O'Reilly
We came, we Saw, we left.
Eddie Izzle (weird name) decided to do a Saw parody for some reason. Come see how bad it is!
The Irate Ghost Hunter
So this guy rips off the Angry Video Game Nerd and now some ghost hunting show on TV. I think it is called "TAPS".
Obama is the Antichrist
Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we magically make the unwatchable watchable! In this week's update, we'll take a look at stirring political commentary with prophecies all the way from Canada!
