Burt's Power Points

This article is part of the Burt's PowerPoints series.

Need a deck for your deck? I've got presentations that'll help you put your big plans into action.

"BURT'S BIG PLAN" - NOT FOR SALE (FOR WIFE ONLY)

"BURT'S GOALS" - NOT FOR SALE (FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY)

Business is where the dollars get made, and I've made big dollars selling my business power points to businesses.

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I've got pre-made presentations for over 100 other special occasions, including:

• So you lost the big game, well great!
  
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• ...and anything else you can imagine! Email me your idea for a quote
  
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• Great reasons not to be gay and like girls instead
• Let's Have Bigger Portions, Lady

– Burt's Power Points (@Livestock)