Ed Billingsly used to be one of those fruitcakes that greets people and shakes their hands at the doors of Wal Mart. He was fired when all the customers started complaining that Ed's hands smelled like old cheese. Now you know why.

"ROWWWWR! Two shitheads from the Kroger grocery store show off how many times they've been laid. By standing next to each other, they now reveal their combined IQ. RWWAAAAWWWR!!!"

That guy on the right looks like a gnome too, doesn't he Uglycat!

"Shut up you senile old bastard! I bet you haven't been laid in thirty years! ROWWR!"

Fuck off, Uglycat!

Win a date with Bozo the Biker, it will be your last.

Once I napalm the Renaissance Festival, all the worthless art student cretins like Chubby Dexter here will be gone in a blaze of snotty, moist flesh.

THE COUCH PLEASURES ME!!!

"THE DARK LORD SATAN INFORMS ME THAT THESE LOAD BEARING SUPPORTS ARE SUBPAR AND WILL FRACTURE UNLESS A REINFORCED FOOTING IS INSTALLED TO SUPPORT THEM!"

The Gothic Handyman works his magic again!