Somebody spilled beard all over Greg Ellingsley.

Santa puts on the ol' "bedroom eyes" for any creature that walks into the bar. You don't want to see what gifts he has for you in his sack.

"ROOOWWRR! Somebody took a photo of a hairball floating around in my digestive tract!"

You're the greatest, Uglycat!

"ROWWWWR! Shut your face, you bitter old fucker!"

You got it!

Even the gangsters in Appleton City are embarassments to mankind.

Bill McNabb: "Honey, this amazing bum picks the best stocks! Go ahead, Magic Bum! Pick us a winner!"

BUM: "grawwwwlawbbrurrgh"

Bill McNabb: "The Magic Bum advises us to invest in aerodynamics!"

BUM: "mmmmrrraapppphggl"

Bill McNabb: "No, I will not let you pee in my hand for a dollar."

GET OUT OF MY DAMN BUSHES!!!