Just because you have boobs doesn't mean you can lactate, you moronic simp. Isn't this that "Booger" guy from "Revenge of the Nerds"?

Yes, there is an alternate dimension scarier than "The Twilight Zone". Welcome to the "West Appleton Zone", where bloated Hawaiian men in spandex shirts float around and make you curse the day you were ever born.

SATAN RULES!!! 5TH PERIOD GYM CLASS SUCKS!!!

Ahoy, set sails for the Port of Margarine.

Manny Mazlowski. You might have seen him in, oh, EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF "COPS."

Guess the gender, win a prize!