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What
the...? How the hell many people are given Idiot
of the Year Awards? I think the competition is rigged.
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Rough
and tumble gangster Jason "Faggy" Malone
demonstrates how to do the Hokey Pokey outside his
daddy's car. I wish he was doing it in a locked
garage. With the car engine running. |
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Woah!
Metalmouth Man gets lucky with his male tennis partner,
who is storing seven pool balls in his mouth. |
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These
three retards go into epileptic seizures when the
store runs out of Digimon shirts. If I ever see
em on the streets, I make it a priority to chase
them around with my car while screaming, "I
NEVER SAW A GAGGLE OF GEEKS RUN SO FAST!!!"
Then I throw my ashtray at their heads. |
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Pool
skimmers are supposed to remove shit like this from
the pool. |
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What
does the lobster and Cheryl Rhineson have in common?
They're both full of butter.
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