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People
in South Appleton line up to have their asses kicked
by ol' Cliff Yablonski. The white trash freak in
the middle agrees to go first. Notice that I'm behind
iron bars, the only way they can contain me. I'm
an animal! NOTE TO ALL THE LADIES: I'm also single.
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The
only way you can determine their genders is by noticing
who has the facial hair. Even then it's still a
tough call. |
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YEARS
OF UNCHECKED RADIATION FROM HIS GEEKY COMPUTER MONITORS
HAS TURNED ENRIQUE MYOPIVA INTO A PLASTIC MONSTER!!! |
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"Yes,
I did win 'Moron of the Year'. Yes, I am proud."
Wait until he finds out I'm going to permanently
store that award inside of him. |
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THE
ROBOT GLOVE ALLOWS ME TO CLIMAX FASTER THAN HUMANLY
POSSIBLE! Dork. |
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Hey
Junior, I think a ferret died on your head.
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