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Cleanup
in aisle five. After I get done cramming this retard's
head into a box of Tide, there's going to be a cleanup
in aisle five. That almost rhymed. I am a sensitive
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Here
you see ravers in their natural habitat. Let me
introduce you to Raver McCheese and Raver Slothboy.
They live in a methlab. Notice the newspapers on
their bed. They're from 1983. |
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Oh
wonderful, another American dumbass posing with
cutesy Japanese girls. "HAR HAR MAW, I PLAY
THU JAPANESE GAMES AND GET MY PICTURE TAKEN, WAOGO!" |
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"Do
these pants make me look fat?" No, they make
you look like a moron. |
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Behind
the scenes at Dungeons and Dragons 2000 Conference:
Dork
#1: "That troll just dropped 40 gold!"
Dork #2: "That gnome just dropped his pants!"
BOTH: "Let's go!"
Notice
Dork #2's skull on a stick. That's the only way
he'll ever get head. Haha.
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The
little failures came over to my house on Halloween
and demanded candy. I gave em a few bars of Cliff
Yablonski's patented "Gut Buster Brownies".
Looks like they're enjoying them!
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