I hope this microwave emoticon accurately reflects my feelings at this moment.

This sure is something hauntful!

Yeah, state appointed therapy really stinks.

Here is your new 2005 prom king and queen!

The best goth hang out ever is behind the Matterhorn at Disneyland. I used to find huge goth groups there. I would put on a yellow t-shirt and go sit with them and they'd be all, "SHUH!"

Being a faggot is a religion and my God is

Is this about American Idol?

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