I used to know a kid that shit on the neighbor's lawn and never got caught. I thought it was the grossest thing.
Get in line.
I enjoy frequent visits to the emergency room.
I WENT SSJ AND BROKE MY FRIEND'S MOTHERFUCKING ARM.
And I ruu-uuuun, I run so farrr away-aaaayyyyy!
You're a horrible person.
WAH WAH MY GRANDMA IS DYING WAH WAH
I cannot imagine being so comfortable with a sibling masturbating. Jesus.
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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