World of WarCraft, Fuck You, and GroupHug

I consider those of us at Something Awful to be crusaders for a better internet. Of course, we fail miserably as the internet is always ten times worse off than it was ten minutes ago, but we try. We will never stop speaking the truth. Features like the Awful Link of the Day, Weekend Web, Truth Media, and Frolixo's Barnyard Review uncover the many horrible things on the internet that we face every day. Every week we convert more and more readers to our cause until we have a big enough drunken posse to drive out the morons off the internet and pave the way to a new internet utopia where every Thursday is rib night and everybody at least attempts to spell words correctly and use proper grammar and punctuation. I said attempt because words are hard and I hate them. So join us in creating a new internet utopia by reading our crappy articles and so on.