What happens when you take a dash of Wiccan Wisdom, a sprinkle of Witch Forum, and a smidgeon of The Cauldron and mix that shit together in your magical fucking pot? Well, you get a fresh batch of potion that's certifiably CRAZY.
Can't wait for Saw VII Whoooo!
Stare in awe as I transform into a dumbass right before your eyes!
Socializing is hard.
You want the good spells? You gotta pay, son. Don't you dare pirate this shit.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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