America's Most Wanted
If I didn't know any better I'd assume America only wanted thugs.
Mom!! Grandpa thinks I'm a Vietcong again!
You fit in so well they might even let you on the show!
"gizmo1942" is the same kind of jackass that calls 911 when teenagers throw trash on their lawn.
You hear that? No more titty parties or "Spellsing2" will sic Jesus on you again!
Fucking loony-ass "Jenn" wants to know why her home was damaged by Katrina even though she doesn't fraternize with the disciples of Satan that the hurricane was supposed to wipe out. Thankfully we have "arthur1951" to bring some sense back into the conversation.
hi syrup
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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