There's some wild shit going on on Lost right now, do you watch it?
I can't wait for the next Lost, how about you?
Ever hear of Lost?
Help me, I can't find my parents, I'm lost!
YES, I'VE SEEN IT. EVERYONE HAS. IT'S A FINE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
WedgieGirls
If you're a guy like me, you may have wondered if anyone else got incredible boners at the thought of giving a girl a wedgie. Who hasn't? Thankfully people from the Internet were here to expound upon this very normal, and very, very erotic fantasy for us.
Oh you suave playboy!
"Remember me? The guy with the B.O.?" might not be the best way to reestablish that lost relationship.
WE HAVE VERY STRICT RULES ON THE WEDGIE EROTICA FORUM.
Cops are still on the lookout for "huckerby."
This is almost as good as dumping someone head first into a trash can.
It's the worst idea since Travel Yahtzee.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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