The Student Center: Teen Sexuality

One thing you rarely see these days are half way intelligent people posting on message boards. For every person still left that can spell correctly there are thousands of AOL shitheads that can't be bothered to convey their thoughts in ways that are understandable by normal human beings. Apparently English is a dead language on the internet. Most of these people are under 18 wasting bandwidth on teen sex advice forums. To put it simply, the children really are our future, and it scares me.

Nothing says "I love you" more than rubbing your dick on your girlfriend's tits. The only thing that comes close is proposing to her right before you bust your nut all over her face. "HONEY WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!?" "YES BABY YES!" "NNNNNNGGHHHH!"

You need to call 911 right away "william007"!

This does not happen. Ever.

I know exactly what you mean. Lowtax and I do this all the time. Here is an actual chat log of an ordinary conversation we had.
lOwTaX6969: Hey baby, how's Weekend Web coming.
BigDickSpokker: Oh it's coming hard.
lOwTaX6969: In my mouth.
BigDickSpokker: In your mouth? NO! I mean, holy shit, what are you insinuating? lOwTaX6969: I am going to rape your family.

Women use the toilet? Wow, you learn something every day.

I sent this chick an email and I'm patiently awaiting my advice. If you need some advice then feel free to email the master of giving advice at AwesomeAdvice1@hotmail.com

I'd imagine you would need to change your username from "DorksAreHot" to "DorkFathersAreHot". Fatty.

Well you could always just stick your dick into her face when she's sleeping. You'll find out how she really feels about you, all without asking her a single thing!

You should hurry up and have sex with him then. Once you do the pressure is off.