"You're under arrest for failing to put the chess set away after a major blowout! Section 13, paragraph 4 clearly states the loser must organize the pieces by color and rank and return the chess set to the hall closet. Failure to comply will mean you have to get sodas for me whenever I ask for 24 hours or until bedtime if it's on a school night!"
IT'S DEPRESSION TIME!!
Long day at the office?
Lotion in the background and everything. Nice.
I have a feeling the only thing that's gone in a flash around this superhero is women.
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