This week we've got the ultimate trifecta of hair and face related forums! Now, I really had no idea that there was a market for selling your 6 year old daughter's hair on the internet, but the wheelin' and dealin' hairfarmers over at The Hair Trader have got that shit going on. On the other side of the gross spectrum we have Acne.org and Pop That Zit for your viewing pleasure. I like for my zit popping posts to be as descriptive as humanly possible for maximum barf value and I am not disappointed! And neither will you!
Welp, that's my story.
Greatest site ever. I had no reason to live before this. Truly, thank you for everything.
LOVE IT!
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This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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