Thank Mel Gibs- I mean, God.
I agree with this person. Let's talk about the sanctity of marriage. I think it's hillarious when a woman who is anti-gay marriage speaks out against it while their husband is out fucking the office secretary or otherwise cheating on her. I honestly believe it happens more often than you think. There is no sanctity of marriage and the notion that homosexuals can't join together in a holy union is complete and utter rubbish. If we took the Bible literally we would be in a heap of trouble.
Thomas Jefferson knows what he signed. He can't go back on that now! Lock your doors, Thomas Jefferson is destroying freedom of religion from beyond the grave!
NONE. Case closed.
I hate "wisemenseekHim". Please don't call the cops on me.
My baked potato is done.
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