Well that never stopped me.
Do they really call these people "Jedi"? What the fuck?
Hahaha.
And then the holodeck broke and my fantasy was ruined.
HOLODECK SLAVE TRAINING!!!
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WAH WAH I CAN'T FUCK MY SISTER WAH WAH!!!
Did she kill her husband to have anal sex with her son? Probably!
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