schurchill39@hotmail.com needs your help to get his mom in the sack. Email him your helpful suggestions.
Fuck.
This is what happens when you grow up in a strict family. You end up wanting to drug your sister and rape her.
NO!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha the fake stories are pretty funny.
WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE USE PERIODS. CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
There's nothing innocent or sensual about this shit.
Ten bucks says this chick is humongous.
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