That story was getting boring but then his friend made it hardcore.
You know we live in a horrid society when a guy can't even get help with some dumb internet thing.
This one time, I had sex with a girl.
There are many more places to have sex with a man than the anus.
"ratboy", you'll fit in just fine here.
"hendrix094" has been persecuted all his life. Poor guy.
CSI is for shitheads. Law and Order forever ese.
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