OH GOD SHE'S AT IT AGAIN SOMEONE CALL 911!!!
Not even the emo kids are impressed. I've jumped off the roof 12 times!
Yeah, most emo boys feel the same way.
If you can't make friends on the Internet then it's pretty much over. I mean, all you have to do to make a friend online is to agree with their viewpoint and they'll love you forever, until you disagree with them of course.
They are laughing at you now.
At least she's honest.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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