Cut down the arm next time.

Oh, I don't know, SAY NO?!

I don't wanna grow up, 'cause if I did, I wouldn't be a Toys R Us kid.

Last week I made a reference to Kellie Martin so I won't be making it again.

CHINK BASHER YOU CARD!!!

She'll get a big lip from the back of my hand if she doesn't shut up and get back to birthing those babies.

Show them the stretch marks up close and see if they still vote yes.

They make you pee in a cup and then throw it at you. I saw it once in a movie.

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