We interupt this edition of Weekend Web for some emergency Rap Battles!
"Ja'e Roc" Vs. "Optimus"
"Blak Siinz" Vs. Some Other Guy with a Dumb Username
"DaCROZofHB" Vs. "BIGPAPPA76"
"emcee Reaper" Vs. "Shifty Fingers"
"Lyrical Demon 04" Vs. ToxicVerbz
Winners: No one
Losers: Humanity
Thank you for attending this week's Rap Battle contest!
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
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