Wooooooo! Art Bell said I could be his science officer!
Hey "Decius Duef", in a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally, how can the human race survive the next hundred years?
STEPHEN HAWKING CAN'T TALK YOU INSENSITIVE SHIT
Cough syrup is the dork drug of choice because it's the only one you can trick your mother into buying for you.
How on Earth could anyone try to act condescending towards the smartest guy there is? That's like trying to out-Fonz Henry Winkler, you just don't do it.
That's it, we're fucking doomed.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends RollerBob, Wadpole, Capt_Jim, The Admiral, MrZodiac, Beech, Sireg, Diablo's Blood, Cabbage Appraiser, bone, Phoebus, The Proc, and rubber cat.
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