Like 90% of communication is body language, and a melting face means friendly.
This is cool because it's like we're hearing one side of the conversation that someone's having with the voices in their mind.
Who knows how long it's been since a man had a bath? The Shadow knows.
Did you guys know that there are 11 letters in "coincidence"? I'm freaking out over here.
Have you heard about a chain of restaurants called Carl's Jr. on one side of the country and Hardee's on the other? Sounds to me like somebody's got something to hide.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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