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That's silly. You're silly.
There's, uhm, a typo there, uhm, oh never mind.
Oh no his hair.
I hate you too.
I heard Will Ferrel cuts too. True story!
Is this some kind of "you might be a redneck" self-mutilation edition? "IF YOU'RE A BIG EMO FAG AND YOU POST ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET, YOU MIGHT BE A CUTTER, OR A REDNECK, OR BOTH!" I don't know.
Oh, haha, I guess I was right.
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