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Remember when Sonic was cool? Well now he isn't.

"Zos1396" is in trouble?! TEAM SEGA TO THE RESCUE.

Oh Christ.

Did he actually get more gay?

How could they insult Outrun with such a low score?! Someone call the National Guard.

"sonicfreak4003" actually made baseball more boring than it already is.

That's what we've been saying all these years! Finally!

This is getting interesting.

I'm right here. What's up?

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