I think he meant "fart". Or Fark, I don't know.

Well, good luck with that buddy.

Welcome to the new exciting season of Fantasy Bus Routes! I am your host Spokker Jones and have we got some kick ass bus routes tonight!

Do you know where I can find Chinese people?

"bladez87" is chatting it up!

"FireIce" knows what I like.

Well there's Ash Trays R Us. Ash Tray Bonanza. World of Ash Trays. Come to think of it they're all on the same street. The Ash Tray district! Over in Ash Tray town.

I know I want to sign up. Don't you?

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