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Alert the moodia, it's a cowspiracy!

I'd sell my soul for an ice cream sandwich right about now.

I haven't gotten that ice cream sandwich yet.

If we're going to worship a Lawrence Fishburne project let's at least make it Pee Wee's Playhouse.

There used to be a homeless guy around here nicknamed "Wolfman" but he died from smoking in bed and not from battling sea life on the astral plane.

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