Presenting a girl who loves hentai, and coincidentally enough, the ugliest woman in the world.
I once rape played in an elevator dressed as Goku from Dragon Ball Z while my girlfriend gave me a handjob and I came all over her face. Oh wait I'm not "Qualarious".
WOW I KNOW I'M IMPRESSED! What do you want, a fucking cookie or something?
CALL GUINESS BECAUSE I THINK WE'VE GOT A WINNER RIGHT HERE.
That last sentence is no surprise.
The King of Masturbation steps in to claim his rightful crown. Congratulations!
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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