AIM Girl
Internet girls. There is no other species that confuses me quite like these fine specimens of human evolution. Whether it's posts where every other word is spelled wrong, or a gaggle of girls trying to figure out what "twat" means, internet girls do not fail to please. Please read each post carefully and really try to understand what these girls are saying. If you succeed then you are an alien and I hate you.
It's a strange new world where Z's replace S's and nothing is what it seems!
Stop eating?
Go the extra mile and just remove the skin.
Smoke some? Smoke some?! Some some what?! I gotta know!
Wasn't this the plot to "She's All That"?
It wasn't exactly a text book defination of rape, dear. Welcome to the exciting world of low self-esteem sex. You'll get used to having sex with people to get them to like you.
While we're at it can someone explain this to me as well?
I think I hate you as more than a friend.
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About This Column
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.
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