Star Citizen: Trouble in Paradise?

Things may not be going well in the crowd-funded, $106-million game "Star Citizen" by noted developer Chris Roberts. The developer recently announced standalone FPS module, "Star Marine," would be folded into the PU module (the persistent universe part of the game). A somewhat unexpected move, some gamers have expressed concern about developer Roberts Space Industries future plans and lack of transparency. We will update you as soon as we learn more.

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

01/25/16

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CMDR SPACE MAN
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

Fuck this stupid ass article and the BS this fucking idiot author wrote. This is nothing but lies and outright slander and liberl. SC is perfectly playable and has over 1215% of its content working since Alpha Alpha pre-Alpha 0.2.2.1. The author of this shit article can go to hell. I am the proud owner of a Zephyr class transport hauler and mine space gems with the greatest of ease

STAR BRONY
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

ANOTHER SHODDY POS ANTI-SC HACK JOB BY A STUPID IDIOT WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SC. FUK U UR PROBABLY DEREK SMART....... OR SHOULD I SAY DICK FART???? HA Ha!!!! IVE INVESTED OVER 497 HOURS IN THIS GAME SO FAR AND IT IS THE ONLY JOY IN MY LIFE AND OVER 19 OF THOSE HOURS WERE ACTUALLY NOT SPENT AT THE LOGIN SCREEN. CAN DORK SHART MAKE A BATTER GAME THAN SC? HA HA LIKE HELL! DUMB BLACK IDIOT HAS STUPID FACE AND UGLY AND MY SPACESHIP IN START CITIZEN IS FASTER THAN A CAR!!!!!

HELLCAT PRIVATEER SHUFFLEWOLF
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

wtf is this shit? As a Star Citizen premium investor (I have purchased over $89,050 worth of digital space ships from Mr. Roberts and one time paid to fly to his house and wash the leaves out of his gutters and sometimes I occasionally sleep in his bushes and wait to gaze upon his cherubic face for only a blessed second), I can objectively state the author of this travesty should BURN IN FUCKING HELL

ASTROBOY NARUTO
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

BULLSHIT. FUKEN BULLSHIT. US REDDITORS WILL NOT STAND FOR SLANBER ARTICLES LIEK THIS. WE WILL PICK APART EVERY LIE HERE IN /STARCITIZENTRUTHSQUADFORFREEDOM. YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH BESMIRTCHING THE NAME OF SAVIOR ROBERTS. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE AND IT WILL KICK UR ASS AT ANNIE'S PRETZEL FACTORY IN THE MALL IF I EVER GODAMN SEE U THERE WHILE IM ON SHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELEBE THAT!!!!!

DARKHORSE 3283
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

dear richard. your time has come. you post tripe like this and expect to escape unscathed? you are wrong. i am a powerful master of the black arts. i will track you down and pull you into the bog where i shall pummel you with both of my fists in an attack so brutal that alabama police will have never seen the likes of. i have trained in various martial arts. i will high kick pieces off your car until you can not drive it. i will sabotage your furnace. i will rise from the depths of a slow moving river and drag you into my den of truth.

btw does anybody know how to get the recent SC patch working? every time I try to play it my pc freezes up and a box that says "error: chris roberts needs another hot dog" appears

MRA MILO 2K
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

Hey "Lowtax" hope you don't mind us redditors starting a little sub dedicated to dismantling your empire of lies. You're about to be owned like you've never been owned before. And I have absolutely no stake in this game; I just believe in ethics in video game reporting, which you obviously have never heard of, and I intend to teach you this lesson by posting your home address and the names and ages of your children and the best time to kidnap, rape, and murder them. You brought this upon yourself with your irresponsible reporting, Richard. Do no say I didn't warn you.

TICK TOCK ARMAGEDDON
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

oh look another pathetic attempt by SA to become "relevant" again. ha ha you losers are relics of the past and don't know shit about dick. go back to 2002 when somebody last cared about your opinions. I'm a proud contributor to /chickswearingbootsinoatmeal and our membership has increased 495% while your "site" has plummeted. go back to living your stupid pathetic life.

PS: just spent the remainder of my disability check buying a Class-VII Hornet Attack Ship Delta Class Quad Wing Hyperspace Destroyer. jealous much???? DEREK.

FUCK U KYANKA
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

YOU OVIOUSLY DONT KNOW HOW TO PALAY VIDEO GAMES OR INSTALL THEM BC UR SOME KIND OF SHIT MAN. KEKEKE EPIC LULZ. FTW. I OWN MANY SPACE SHIPS THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE AND NOT FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR OF. THEN WHO WILL BE LAUGHING NOW? I WILL BE THE ONE LAUGHING. AND U WILL BE CREYING BC YOU WILL NOT GET TO BE IMMERSED IN CHRIST ROBERTS WORLD OF WHIMSEY AND WONDER. I HAVE A SPACE SHIP THAT CAN SEAT EVERYBODY IN MY GUILD. WE WILL DRIVE IT TO A PROCEDURALLY GENERATED PLANET WITH OUR SPACE BIRDS AND WATCH THE SUN RISE MAJESTICALLY WHILE YOU SIT IN UR MOMS BASEMENT AND JACK OFF UR DICK TO A PORN OF A GAY MAN TYPE. BC UR GAY. TOP LEL.

I WANT TO BURN YOUR FACE WITH SEVERAL HOT PANS

YOU'RE DEREK SMART
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

Nice troll, Derek. I knew it was you, Derek. Derek has over 547,293 sock puppet accounts he creates to discredit this revolutionary masterpiece because his own dumb game Line of the Fence is so bad. Hey Derek, don't you know it's ILLEGAL to criticize a video game unless you have created a better one yourself? I live in Norway and plan on suing you for violating our anti-harassment and online lie laws. Your game is dumb and terrible and I don't know how you are able to create so many accounts across so many websites claiming to be different people criticizing this perfect game from a perfect man whose sperm is magical and can bring life to dead planets, but your reign of terror will be over once I can pay my phone bill and use uber to take me to a lawyer's office.

STAR CITIZEN BEN
01/25/16 - 09:25 PM

I HAVE SPENT OVER $102,847 ON SC. I HAVE ALL THE SPACE SHIPS, FROM THE AWE-INSPIRING CHANDLER 108-A CRYSTAL EDITION SLIPSTREAM PROMO CLASS COMMANDER HAULER, TO THE SPEEDY MK-XVII SUPERDUPERSONIC HYPER PALADIUM ATTACK ROACH. I NOW LIVE IN A HUT. MY WIFE LEFT ME. I SPEND MY REMAINING TRUST FUND ON COSTCO POTATO CHIPS AND MTN DEW NAD LIFE COULDN'T BE BETTER. SORRY YOUR GAME SUCKS RICHARD ----- I MEAN DEREK ------ BUT ITS PATHETIC TO SEE LOOSERS LIKE YOU LASH OUT AT MORE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE LIKE MR. ROBERTS AND MYSELF. I AM A HARVARD EDUCATED FINANCIAL MANAGAER FOR A FORBES TOP-10 INVESTMENT COMPANY & UR JUST A DUMB N*GGER. I HAVE SO MANY SPACESHIPS>

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