im jacked in. im on the net I'm in #3DJeans #JeansRotate #TwillZoom #cyberjean
— Jerry Beans (@dogboner) November 9, 2012
Not to be confused with Physical Cliff, who is never allowed at the YMCA again.
— tokenbrotha (@tokenbrotha) November 9, 2012
FUN FACT: when a dog sees a cat they just think it's a really sexy dog
— Pablo Naruto (@russvsbear) August 29, 2012
*overlooks majestic plains of north america & feels the wind's plea to respect the land that raised his ancestors* "my phone's about to die"
— dank hitler(@urynus) September 21, 2012
Just saw a horse run by with a boner, I got super pissed and chased after it but he was faster than me
— The Prez (@Perfect_Beanis) April 12, 2011
I cranked my hog today/to see if it still squeals/i focus on the hog/the only thing that's real
— dat aß (@all_night_diner) May 14, 2012
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