If you smoke E-Cigs I'm going to assume you're a gay French robot from the future.
— Maurice Aouad (@Maaouad) November 7, 2012
RT @ehasselbeck: Good morning Greece. Oh... I mean America. // Try the stuffed sour grapes leaves.
— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 7, 2012
since obamas victory he's done nothing but holler about loving big tittys. congress is afraid to impeach him cause ppl will think theyre gay
— deg (@degg) November 7, 2012
Attention Romney supporters: if you miss propping up 2 shitty pieces of absolute garbage, you could be my new bra.
— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) November 7, 2012
I'm just sitting here male lactating into the mouths of my teenage sons
— Löwenäffchen (@Lowenaffchen) November 8, 2012
Yes Paypal I would love to use Bill Me Later on this three dollar piece of shit I got from ebay
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 8, 2012
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