Me, my iPad and my fake diarrhea are about to drink vodka and play 'Words With Friends' in the bathroom for a few hours. #Christmas
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 24, 2012
My holiday Pandora station won't stop playing songs with OH GOD PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS, PLEASE BABY YOUR PUDDING WASN'T "FAGGY" :-(
— stefanie d. lord (@donglord69) December 24, 2012
NOT SURE WHERE I CAN FIND GOOD HOLIDAY DEALS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) December 24, 2012
After having a few beers, Aquaman's friends probs throw the plastic 6-pack rings on him for a good chuckle cause that's what I would do
— Nick (@NickBossRoss) December 24, 2012
just scratched my forehead with a cheezit and then ate it
— Keply Pentland (@MmeSurly) December 24, 2012
"What is this, TRON?" - the ant that just crawled into my laptop
— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) December 23, 2012
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