Subj: EMAIL FROM ROAMIN' DAD!!!
EMAIL FROM DAD ON THE ROAD !!!!!!DETAILS MY DADVENTURES IN THE FORM OF ELECTRONIC MEDIA with pics for the kiddos
Subj: ROAMIN DAD LOSES A CAR
Yes Thats Right I Lost The Dang Car. It's ok though I am getting a ride from a woman with a uterus problem
Subj: DAD BACK ON THE ROAD
back on the road after all these weeks !!! i got a car fair and square and now it's time for me to hit the road jack!!!!!!!
Subj: ROAMIN DAD'S WILL
Some thing is happening to me out here in the wild and there are things i need to tell you before it is too late for your dear old pop..
Subj: IT IS POSSIBLE THAT I AM INVINCIBLE
Back in the game thanks to much needed rest. Working on my novel and my spiritual trip. Maybe i cannot die..
Subj: I AM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR OLD PET CAT !!
Your dear old pop has a big time secret to tell you about your old cat. Also I love you !!!
Subj: IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT BACK YARD
I hope you have a shovel or can borrow from one of the neighbors who doesnt hate us.. big info here...
Subj: THE UPSTAIRS TRUNK
No time for chit chat my life is at stake please go through my belongings and may they benefit you in all your dealings !!
Subj: IF I HAD 1 QUESTION TO ASK MCCAIN/OBAMA
If i could ask mccan or obama 1 question it would be what are they going to do with the economy. i gota business to start!!
Subj: I HAVE THE POWER OF THE MOUNTAIN
I have awakened with an amazing new power from a mysterious benefactor....the mountain!!
Subj: LETS TALK TURKEY WITH DAD
I have a pest in my life and it's natures greatest hen, the neighborhood turkey
Subj: ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR...
Quick dad tip when someone asks what is the reason for the season say "mess with the best die like the rest" always answer a rhyme with another rhyme
SUBJ: HOW ARE THOSE RESOLUTIONS COMIN???
I have done 30% of my new years mottos and nothing else feels fresher!! Im a man of my word at least 30 percent of the time
Subj: Dear E-Bay You Sent Me A Filthy Bed
Here is the letter i wrote to get my money back from the fraud bed corp. Read it and "sleep"!! that is my bed joke but this is no laughing matter!!
Subj: I WILL OWN THIS BANK SOMEDAY
I am going to run this curmudgeon bank some day so join it now... lets bank!!
Subj: A HOT TIP FROM "CRIME ROVER"..AKA ME
I have been Tasked with DEFENDING SAFETY and showing you how to put your hair out if its on fire
Subj: HAPPY HORSE BIRTH D.!!!!
No Horse Bones About It... Its the horses special day!!!! A Fine Horse I Dont Forget
Subj: MY MISSION IS CLEAR
I, your estranged father, have learned an important lesson about remodeling and time warps and now i know what i was meant to do this whole dang time
Subj: IM OUT OF COMMISSION...
ROSS BEANIS and i are going to make money and you will see. we will be famous business men like a couple of rambos
Subj: THE HORSE AND THE RUMPUS ROOM
The time my arch nemesis and also best non-man horse friend destroyed the only room i cared about and the only place i ever felt i belonged
Subj: PLEASE DONT TRY TO BE LIKE ME
I have done a lot of deeds through my life big and small and now I must warn you of your future
Subj: YOUR SISTER IS GETTING MARRIED TO "GREG"
I have important news about your idiot sister who bungled it and is now engaged to a loaf of crud named GREG.
Subj: REVIEW OF YOUR SISTERS WEDDING
The results are in!!!! Your dear old dad attended the wedding and met the GREG FAMILY. What a time
Subj: MY WHOLE LIFE CONDENSED FOR A MOVIE
Your heavenly dad (me) is ready to have his story blossom into the big screen sure to be a block buster....!!
Subj: A NOVEL IDEA...
This is your father. I am going to win big on National Novel Wiring Month. Read the storyline here, it is a crowd pleaser!
Subj: DINE AT "Farmer's Choice"
Hello from your father I am all set to open a restaurant and succeed where i used to fail
Subj: MY BRUSH WITH DEATH
This is your dad writing to let you know I witnessed the miracle of life because I went to the wrong place at the wrong time
Subj: MILK
HELLO it is your dad emailing, I have a fantastic new career in the field of MILK
Subj: LITTLE PROBLEMS...
Hello it is your father writing. I have a few small problems but that is what makes life worth living!!
Subj: ME v. WICCA BUFFET
HELLO!!! Your estranged father here, I am writing to tell you about my upcoming court cases where I will win big and eat like a prince.
Subj: LETS MAKE TURBO TARTS FAMOUS
My bumbling boss won't help me launch my dessert delight!!
Subj: EGGS
HELLO I had big egg plans but there was a problem.
Subj: IT IS MY BIRTH DAY!!!!!
Hello!!! It is my birth day today and so far it's fine, not like those old birth days.
Subj: ELK
I have a vicious but not unwarranted grudge against one of nature's biggest beasts
Subj: RESUME.DAD.TXT.doc
It is time to become a workin' man yet again!!!!
Subj: ROOMMATES
HELLO I have taken roommates!! Or rather, they have taken me... by surprise!!
Subj: MY MYTHIC BIRDS
I am remembering a little bit today about the whole "Bird Affair" that nobody wants to talk about!!
Subj: CYBERFACE FOREVER
My Cyberbabe is taking on a life of her own, but at what cost?!
Subj: FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY!!
All Hallow's Riches To You And Yours This Holiday Season!! -My motto now
Subj: I WAS BULLIED TOO...
"What's The Bully Story" you may be asking me! And I am about to say it!
Subj: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BBB
It is about a car that I bought from a big man who made threats on me.
Subj: WELCOME NEW NEIGHBORS
A short and fancy letter to the soon-to-be new tenant next door, from me, a passionate man.
Subj: I AM SORRY
The year is new and I feel like a new man! Let me apologize now!!
Subj: MY FURTHER REGRETS
I have a lot of sad things to tell you before I forget most of them to the demons of time!!
Subj: I TRIED TO STOP THE ZOO PROBLEM
The animal problems are some of my most regretful!
Subj: CYBER GAME SHOW CONTESTANT??
You call that bucket of bolts a computer woman? I will show you a computer woman.
Subj: I WANT MY DEPOSIT BACK
Engaged in a battle of wits because I tried to make pets fun again!!
Subj: Your Depost Refund Request
Thank you for your thoughtful letter. We regret to inform you that you will not be receiving your deposit back.
Subj: FITNESS ZONE
Problem at local gym. There is a problem at the gym. Please fix it, gym people.
Subj: THE RAFFLE DAY
When you think about the excitement of the raffle does it remind you of BIRTH?
Subj: IT WAS WRONG OF THEM TO FIRE ME
Please read about the newest crime of the century happening before your very eyes!!
Subj: RATSPLUS ENHANCED
This Social Rat business is about to get off the ground, starring me and the rats!
Subj: CHRISTMAS TIDINGS UPON YOU AND YOURS!!!!
I have a lucrative job helping old people with very little bird duty!!!!
Subj: CAT RANCH
My Favorite Cats that I'm friends with now.
Subj: MILK PROBLEMS
I got into a milk match with a real piece of work named RUSTY.
Subj: MORE PRIZED PIGS??? !!!!!
I have a job now doing Pig Care for the mayor. His prized pigs can't be beat!!!
Subj: SLEEP
I have had lots of dream trouble lately but my confessions may help me rest.
Subj: WHAT A BAD YEAR
A short list of my regrets from this year. Boy hooty.
Subj: THINGS I RAN AWAY FROM
"Running got me to where I am today and I will never stop" -me
Subj: DO NOT GO TO "ROAD GYM"
I had a bad time at this gym and I will not go back to it.
Subj: TRUE LOVE... OH BABEY
Recalling my past loves and why nobody likes me.
Subj: HOT MILK AGAIN
I am drinking lots of hot milk again but it's for a reason this time!
Subj: CYBER FACE 4.0 RELEASED
The world's most sophisticated chat babe is ready to be pleased by you!!
Subj: PET LORD CONFESSION
I need to tell you all about the ostrich and the dancing and why I gave it all up!
Subj: I WON A CONTEST
It was a food contest and I am still full from it many hours later!
Subj: THINGS STOLEN BY BULLDOG
Your old pet "BRET" stole a lot of things from our friends but I loved him dearly!
Letter to the Editor: BUFF MAN PROBLEM
I don't like Gerry I think he is a bad man who chases me.
Subj: SEND A "RATGRAM"
My old business RatsPlus is announcing a new service, "RATGRAM"!!
Subj: HORSE MEMORIES
I am remembering your dear old friend the horse today.
Subj: I WENT ON A BAD GAME SHOW
The contestants were me, the mayor, and the mayor's prized pig. It was a bad time.
Subj: MY LUCKY BEANS AND THE HORSE
The story of me and the neighborhood horse as well as my famous Lucky Beans and the Horse Dance.
Subj: THE BAD BIRTHDAY
This is why I don't plan birthdays anymore for kids or teens. It was a bad time!!!
