Wrong End Bosses (Part 1 of 2)

Professor Chaos demonstrates the potential hazards of trying the Konami code with non-Konami games.

Your character can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left, Starno. Yeah, that's it. Great.

"Blobert, I have the feeling we're not in Blobonia anymore." -- grody but still def

It's called survival of the fittest, Son of Thunderbeast. If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

Thanks again to dregan for refusing to be a slave to fate and becoming the master of his own future. And thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for descending on this thread like several hundred attacking earthmen! These are my parting words to you: Those who give up are doomed! The rest can enjoy Part 2 next week.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller