Unreal Reality TV

Like a swarm of locusts, reality shows are rapidly eating up more and more airtime. Now you can't flip through channels more than a few times without landing on some form of reality based TV show from hell, usually devoted to degrading the quality of life or the various sacred institutions we mostly ignore. Our unpaid comedy gnomes, the Something Awful Forum Goons, are pretty good at lowering standards themselves. As always, we harnessed their cunning wit and guile to defeat both a Cyclops that had been bothering us and also to create a whole lot of new reality shows. How does one create reality shows you ask? It's a rather complicated process that involves adding scanlines to pictures found on Google. But that's another story best left untold. LOOK! Pictures!