This week the SA Goons pose a question as immortal as vampires themselves: What Is Dracula Holding? This topic dates back to the 15th century, when the usual reply ("a decapitated head about to be impaled on a pike") chilled questioners to the bone! Understandably, people stopped asking for hundreds of years, but recently Werebear Stare, emboldened by the vampire/werecreatures peace accord of Twilight Movie 2012, dared to query his forums peers.
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!
