Create a Film (Poster)!

On a quiet, unassuming winter morn - much like today - forums poster dreezy decided to start a round of the classic "create a movie poster" game, on our very own Something Awful forums:
"rules are simple:

1. go here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random - the article title is the title of your movie.
2. go here: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:Random - pick a sentence or phrase from a quote. that's your movie tagline/critic's review.
3. go here: https://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ - the tallest image is your poster background. crop it to film poster ratio (1:1.48 width:height, e.g. 600x888 px).
4. go here 1 to 3 times: http://www.imdb.com/random/name - those are your actors. feel free to photoshop their pictures onto your poster. alternatively, use the random wikipedia page and pick the first 1-3 people."
As you may have noticed, this is similar to the "create an album cover" game. It's pictures with words on! Maybe you enjoy that sort of thing? I hope so! Here are 20! Strap the fuck in!

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