Children's Books All Grown Up

In something of a sequel to a classic Phriday and Comedy Goldmine staple, we have another round of horrifying children's books. This week the goal was to show what happens when your favorite books as a kid grow up and face the brutal consequences of everyday life. It's terrifying stuff, let me tell you. As always, the Something Awful Forum Goons did an excellent job creating books more terrifying than anything Clive Barker or Stephen King could ever hope to write. Maybe if they had scary gay sex in a transdimensional dungeon and somehow produced a horror writing child you might get scarier books, but what are the odds of that happening? Probably not very good, so stop being a cynical jerk and enjoy these images.