It Came From Outer Space

In our weekly forum thread discussing the Phriday submissions, Marionette lamented on how the 60kb size limit I have in place for images tarnished the quality of her picture. I disagree, for the utter shitiness tarnished the quality of her image. Not only do we not need to see Michael Jackson's head pasted into every conceivable picture, we don't need his head pasted into every conceivable picture with stupid outer space molestation humor wrapped around it like a leather harness of shame. The less detail we get on this terrible picture of poor craftsmanship and bad humor, the better. I've seen about a dozen Michael Jackson submissions in the last month, and I just don't need to see any more.

Pablo, I wrote you a haiku:

A picture so harsh
I vomit into the wind
On your face, it splats

Penguininja, you clever card! So that's where he's been hiding all along! How adorable! :) I'm forwarding this message to all my friends! I think my grandma would probably hang this on her refrigerator. Well, that is if she hadn't died from the intense trauma of looking at this stupid picture! Hey, thanks for killing my grandma, jerk.

Bah, take your Farkesque work and get out of my solar system!