"Eggshell white... Jesus Christ... very good taste... uhhh? Whaaa!" You guessed it, that was my impression of the business card scene from American Psycho. Tell the truth, I don't really know that much about business cards. Luckily, the posters from BYOB found a business card generator, so here's a crash course in card design!
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