big duck equals goose
> Take off your shirt, get up on stage and push in front of the mic, scream "I love you wife!!" And stage dive onto her.
Poland Spring
> Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony
CharlestonJew
> Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird
Atma
almightyerin
> Inform wife that made you incredibly aroused. Take her to seedy rent by the hour motel. Buy her some crack.
Atma
almightyerin
> Stroke her arm softly then tell her you'll take her home in a soothing manner. Leave her at the concert then go home and fuck the babysitter.
Atma
Putty
> devour horse figurines
Atma
18 Character Limit
> violently excrete ponies at Byron to finally teach him fundamental manliness.
Regalingualius
> Masturbate on everything you can (including your son and the sitter).
Grand Prize Winner
> conquer
Atma
Haam
we can still make this right
> bar son's door, set fire to everything
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