Shawn Michaels (The Heartbreak Kid)'s Current Theme

Lyrics:

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I got the looks.
That drive the girls wild.

I got the moves.
That really move them.
I send chills.
Up and down their spine.

Chorus:
I'm just a sexy boy. (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy. (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy)

I make them hot.
I make them shiver.
Their knees get weak.
Whenever I'm around.

They see me walk.
They hear me talk.
I make them feel.
Like they're on Cloud nine.

(repeat chorus)

Eat your heart out girls.
Hands off the merchandise.

New Theme (An original composition by me)

Lyrics:

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow
Woof!
(repeat)


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