The Top 17 Worst PC Games Ever (Again)!

#3: Erned Laser

I admit I kinda cheated and made up or slightly embellished the plot for some of these games. I'm coming out clean here and declaring I have absolutely no idea what this game is about, how it works, or why it exists. Somebody dig up the corpse of Roger Ebert and ask him if this is supposed to be art, because that's the only way we're going to get some kind of definitive answer on the subject.

BONUS: FEATURES A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY SHMORKY'S OLD, "BETTER" VOICE!!!

#2: Freedom 3D

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the worst driving simulator to ever exist in any form ever! There's no plot driving this game. There's no driving driving this game. It's a wretched upheaval of polygons crammed into visually depressing forms that randomly intersect with each other. This is like some sort of test program somebody wrote to answer the question "do polygons exist?" and "if so, can we make them unbearably visually offensive?" But hey, it's in 3D, so it's got that going for it. Which is nice.