Unpopular Urban Dictionary Entries

"Hey, do you guys have any new releases by Better Than Ezra, Veruca Salt, Gin Blossoms, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Fastball, Counting Crows or Belly?"

"I'm sorry, sir. They all perished in the Dishwallocaust."

"Hey, isn't that Hitler making out with that Ilse chick you're trying to bag?"

"Dammit, Kochblocked again!"

"Yo, you wanna help me with this 7-10 split?"

"Okay, but only for a minute. Then I'm gonna morph into some freaky combination of all your childhood fears, holding a knife in one hand and a roll of duct tape in the other if that's cool..."

"So last night I was having this dream that I was eating the world's largest marshmallow... and when I woke up, the world's largest marshmallow was gone!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Dave Thorpe was filmed before a live studio audience."

"Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Bluh! I am Drankula!"

(Just then, Drankula is punched in the face)

"That sausage is way undercooked."

"Woop woop, sausage police!"