Centrifuge
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| The best place for having sex.
"I'm going to the centrifuge." | Related: | particle accelerator | burger king bathroom |
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| Reverse Stockholm | 4 up, 1982 down
| A psychological syndrome that arises from hanging out with a friend so long that you begin to identify them as a captor.
"Dude, it's not even midnight! Let's watch a movie."
"I am an American citizen, Kevin. If you harm me, my government will retaliate."
"Dang! Reverse Stockholm!" | Related: | lunchausen syndrome |
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| Owlbear | 1 up, 113 down
| A large, hairy, gay male who reads books on foreplay.
"I saw Fred at the library reading The Pocket Guide to Foreplay. I think I'm gonna ask him out."
"Ick, stay away. He's an owlbear." | Related: | poonbear|
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| Pie on a Windowsill | 0 up, 78 down
| An easy score; an opportunity for mischief; an unguarded morsel.
"See that girl alone at the bar? Total pie on a windowsill!"
"Josh left his computer unlocked and he's logged into Facebook... do I smell a pie on a windowsill?"
"Hey, look at that cottage over there! Somebody left a pie on a windowsill!" | Related: | low-hanging fruit | roofies |
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Hell's Coming To Frogtown
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| Something serious is going to happen.
"When dad gets home and sees you turned his lawnmower into an efficient but incredibly unstable cold fusion generator, Hell's Coming to Frogtown." | Related: | pay the rowdy roddy piper|
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Caligula's Maze
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| A sex act that goes so horribly wrong that neither party can discern what's actually happening, or how to stop it.
"I got a little too ladydrunk at McDevitt's last night... next thing I know, me and my half-sister were trapped deep within Caligula's Maze." | Related: | emperor's new groove | martyrdom of saint eustace |
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