TV ONLY EXISTS
TO GIVE US
A NEVERENDING SUPPLY
OF DINNER TABLE
CAST PHOTO TABLEUS.
OF COURSE THERE'S
ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE
TO BACK UP
THIS OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM.
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